Barry Popik's etymology blog has a piece on 'If pro is the opposite of con' jokes:
Any others?- ...then Congress is the opposite of progress
- ...then the Constitution is the opposite of prostitution.
• confessor is the opposite of professor
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• convince is the opposite of province
• contestant is the opposite of protestant
• concession is the opposite of procession
Thank you, Smylers! I like the 'professor' and 'protestant' ones especially--though the latter makes one realize the oddness of English word stress...
Delete"Brothels in prisons: the pros and the cons" - spoof newspaper headline.
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